She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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