My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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