That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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