DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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