Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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