Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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