my mouth tastes like poor choices
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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