Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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