I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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