She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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