No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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