Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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