So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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