The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
