I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
