my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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