GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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