i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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