im drinking this country out of the recession.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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