'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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