Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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