I want to stick my p in your. b.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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