my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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