I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
please come you make the beer taste better
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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