I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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