How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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