If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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