Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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