I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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