Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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