We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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