Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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