"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i believe in u and ur pee
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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