Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just gift wrapped bread.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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