Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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