yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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