Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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