Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
