): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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