I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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