if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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