You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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