Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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