Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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