just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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