Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Jerry, you need to find god
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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