So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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