every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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