Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize