We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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