youre lurking in front of me
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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