oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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