can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
