So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
did i walk over a car last night?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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